Lyrics

[Verse 1] C'mon Pass me the bottle I see green lights only, hit the gas not the throttle Drizzy sipping be a hard act to follow Two days I don't need is yesterday and tomorrow Leave your problems, your stress and your struggle behind Don't you know that tonight is a one of a kind I guess today wasn't the day for Drizzy to grow up Call me Sponge Bob way this liquor get soaked up To drag me away you gone need you a tow truck That be the same day the police get a warm hug Woman, c'mon take a sip of that Then let's play a game of "where Drizzy zipper at?" If there's beginners in the house then somebody warn them 'cause the weekend don't stop 'til Monday morning It's a more good fucking day to be alive See me howling at the moon wearing a sheep's disguise [Chorus] So stop being a slob and get a real job (I know I know) Today just ain't the day now Make your neck jerk if you skipped work today then say it loud Today just ain't the day now Start thinking, stop the damn drinking (I know but) Today just ain't the day now It ain't the time, it ain't the place and uuh Today just ain't the day now [Bridge] I walk what I talk I smoke what I want I poke what I poke, regardless, man It's 4 o'clock, so my folks is outdoors and now we looking for an after party to crash [Verse 2] Let's get one thing straight I'm only 168 and I'm drunk shitfaced But I don't care what you snort or pop or puff now Lay a hand on my family and get knocked the fuck out I most definitely will do something stupid But got the best excuse, man: I'm only human I ain't gon' regret shit when they close my coffin I'm king of the world, man, my throne's a park bench [Chorus] So stop being a slob and get a real job (Come on) Today just ain't the day now You telling me I should worry 'bout that dude over there, huh? (What) Today just ain't the day now Start thinking, stop the damn drinking (yeah I know but) Today just ain't the day now It ain't the time, it ain't the place and uuh Today just ain't the day now [Verse 3] Don't worry 'bout that thing, mañana man, time to get your hands up high and say: I love this shit too much to stop and I'ma live while I'm alive That girl nice from far, but she far from nice, but I ain't gonna go home alone Now I'm a young boy trapped in a grown man's body and that's just the way it goes I'ma drink 'til every girl got a tremendous ass Only problem my cash's short like my attention spam (Red, what you doing, that bottle's expensive) Well, good thing I got tomorrow's winning lottery ticket [Chorus] So stop being a slob and get a real job (yeah yeah yeah yeah) Today just ain't the day now Please man, stop thinking with your penis (it's hard man!) Today just ain't the day now Start thinking, stop the damn drinking Today just ain't the day now It ain't the time, it ain't the place and uuh Today just ain't the day now [Outro] Lil Drizzy made a drinking anthem (ha, come on, ya) Tonight anything could happen