Roller Coaster Malpractice Intro

Lyrics

[Skit] [Child] Mommy, here come the roller coaster! [Mother] Stand back, baby [Adam F - Announcer] Step inside, step inside, you beautiful people! And be careful, as the doors are now closin' behind you And for your safety, boys and girls The bars will automatically lock down For your protection Welcome, to the Roller Coaster Malpractice! Where only seven of you lovely people will be allowed on And only four of you bloody cunts will be gettin' off! [Redman] Wait a minute You mean, if seven of us get on this motherfucker Only four of us gon' make it? [Adam F] That's correct sir So shut your fuckin' 'oles! And 'old on tight And keep your arms inside the bloody cars And get ready, as we prepare to take you Into the darkest caves of hell The most lethal whiplash turns The highest falls in the world And the twisted tunnel of death! And when the buzzer sounds, the fun will begin So, be prepared Be scared! As there's no escaping The Roller Coaster Malpractice! (Buzzer)