A Day of Sooperman Lover

Lyrics

[Intro] Look, up in the sky It's a bird It's a plane Hehehe, no, it's Sooperman Lover, baby, yeah Daddy, daddy Would you please tell me a story? Alright, get over here and sit your big ass down Lemme tell you a story about the Sooperman Lover, check it [Verse 1: Redman & Johnny "Guitar" Watson] Yo, I was out for lunch and shit Puffin' on a blunt to get my head wrecked Boogiein' to my Walkman with an "S" on my chest (Bust a move) Yes, I'm a superhero, don't forget I smoke mad niggas, so to hell with cigarettes But anyway, let's get back to this skit You know who the fuck I am, so get off that old bull, shuck Lunchtime was up (Fuck) Let me jet or I'll collect unemployment bucks On the way back, Jack, I spotted this object, a stray cat Stuck in a tree with a tag that say that: "If found, please return to this address" (How did you see it?) Nigga, with my X-ray eye set Like, pchow, I jetted to the closest phone booth Quick flash, I dipped into my Sooperlover suit I can leap tall buildings (Yeah) In a single bound Boom, right through the fuckin' phone booth ceiling (It's a plane) Nah, Sooperman Lover's the name I can slam King Kong and pick up freight trains On a mission to save this cat that was wishin' He was in his litter watchin' Fritz on Channel 6 and Relaxin', feet cocked up just a little With a cod cocktail and a bowl of tender vittles I snatched him, took off through the air like a pigeon Quick so he won't start meowin' and bitchin' Then landed at the cat's tag address in the projects (Elevator's broke) So I had to take the back steps (Knock-knock) The doors opened and my eyes swole From this bad-ass honey sippin' a quart of Old Gold "Yo, is this your cat?" ("Aw, yes, where'd you find him at?") "He was stuck in a tree up by uptown Manhattan" "Well, how the hell did you save him? Are you police undercover?" "Nah, baby, the "S" on my chest stands for" [Chorus] Sooperman Lover, yeah Said, they call me the Sooperman Lover, yeah But something wrong There's something wrong with me, yes, it is There's something wrong, yeah, yes, it is [Verse 2] She was grateful, lookin' for ways to repay me "No money, a donut, and some, uh, coffee maybe?" "Of course, what kind to show that I thank ya?" "Uh, make my donut jelly, and my coffee Sanka" We sat, unhooked the cape from my back She felt my arms 'cause my pythons looked stacked "Goddamn, Sooperlover, your shit look thick Tell me, how strong are you with muscles like this You bad motherfucker?" (I'm stronger than a locomotive) Akhi hit you like Rocky She dashed to the room and came back with an ounce Negligee, high-heeled shoes with a blunt in her mouth Ready to roll up, hey, hold up, she had the dollar fold up To mix the coke with the smoke, yo, she was no joke She took a sniff, some got on her top lip That bitch stuck out her tongue and gave her top lip a lick And said: "Here, baby, hit it" "Nah, baby, I ain't with it You'd need more than a body to make me wanna sniff that shit" But I'll hit the blunt, so she took out her fronts Cracked the Phillie, opened the bag, and laid out the skunk Then I took a long pull, it was hype, outta sight She ran into the bedroom so I cracked my pants for head room Later, tossed the cover and, oh, brother, I was with it Ready to hit it, asked my dick, "Yo, wassup, G?" Yo, man, shit's thick Licked her on her belly then kissed her down her back Stuck my hands between the legs and I felt the bozack As big as mine (Ew), this bitch must be crazy So I threw my suit on and I was Swayze 'Cause I'm the [Chorus] Sooperman Lover, yeah Said, they call me the Sooperman Lover, yeah But something wrong There's something wrong with me, yes, it is There's something wrong, yeah, yes, it is