Well Did You Evah?

Lyrics

[Debbie Harry (DH)] I have heard among this clan You are called the forgotten man [Iggy Pop (IP)] Is that what they're saying? Well, did you evah? [Both] What a swell party this is! [IP] And have you heard the story of A boy, a girl, unrequited love? [DH] Sounds like pure soap opera I may cry [Both] What a swell party this is! [IP] What frills [DH] What cocks [IP] What broads [DH] What jocks [IP] What furs, they're beautiful [DH] Why I've never seen such [IP] Yuppity [DH] Neither did I [IP] It's all just too.. [Both] Swelegant! [DH] This french champagne [IP] Domestic [DH] So good for the brain [IP] That's what I was going to say [DH] Well, you know, you're a brilliant fellow [IP] Thank you, I am! [DH] Drink up, Jim [IP] So, have you ever been out to L.A. lately? [DH] Oh, no, not recently [IP] I went there, I had a rent-a-car and all [DH] Oh really? [IP] Yeah, and I got invited to Pia's house Pia Zadora's house [DH] Really? [IP] Yeah [DH] Was it nice? [IP] Well, I didn't go [DH] OH [IP] It would have been swell, though [DH] Should have gone [IP] It would have been elegant [DH] Elegant Oh wait Look, look who's coming in now Can you believe it? [IP] I hear they dismantled Pickfair [DH] They did [IP] It wasn't elegant enough [DH] Yeah [IP] (Laughing) [DH] Probably full of termites [Both] It's great, It's grand Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wonderland! La la la la la la la la la la la la laaaa We sing, so rare Like old Camembert! [IP] Have you heard that Diane Starr She got bit in the Astor bar? [DH] Sauced again Well, did you evah? [Both] What a swell party this is! Have you heard? It's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars Well, did you evah? What a swell party What a swell party What a swellegant, elegant, party! [DH] A smartie [IP] A party [DH] A smartie party? [IP] I am a smartie [DH] You are a smartie [IP] I'm pretty smart [DH] To come to this party [IP] That's right [DH] Well, piss off [IP] That's good, I like that one