Grime-a-Side 2017 Quarter Final: Newport vs. Birmingham

Lyrics

First Half [Intro: Tantskii & Dex] Yeah Red Bull studios presents Grime-a-Side Team Wales Fuck Newport Newport City Are you mad? 0121 [Verse 1: Tantskii] Listen, yo I'm coming like a harpoon right now 'Cause Wales are about to get murdered You should already know that I'm a murkers I'm the big boss and you're the workers You ain't never been on no earners Always sniffing, you're full-time gurners I'm the teacher and you're the learners I might beat you with my girl's curlers They ain't gonna see the light of day When I bury them deep in a six foot grave Newport need to behave This round isn't even gonna be a close shave It's one-sided I'll murk your whole city on my own With everyone combined and Fuck that, nobody's getting away from me You're in my scopes and I'm longsighted [Verse 2: Dex] Fuck this Tantskii pagan Dunno why he thinks that his man can save him If he's involved and got pads with grade in I'll pull up to his yard with three vans, I'm taking The lot, blud, you came here with Sox So you're blatantly washed He won't admit that Grimmy banged his face in You're a Liar don... Fire Don better not stare You already lost here(hair) like a cancer patient... And if he didn't back out, he would've lost against Vigilant too I couldn't give a shit about your million views I'm different to you Fam, I kill it when I spit in the booth A spliff of the blue's While I'm sipping the juice, it's all mad When your vision eludes, it's all sad when i give them the news That these Birmingham man just lost And these Birmingham man just flopped [Verse 3: Sox] Yeah Yo, I got booked in Newport in '09 This sideman was nine My man was in Year 9, and You're not a roadman, you ain't got a nine Yeah, I've been about, know about Newport Grime And I never heard your names on the front line Why? Nah, fuck all that I would never put you as my warm-up act You're a wasteman, and Chew works a 9-to-5 You've never ever been booked for 95 When I go Newport, I charge man five Everyone there, they had a great night You got booked for a 15, was shite Inside it's me on the mic That's how I got fingers off your wife Don't ever try diss me in your life, you pussy [Verse 4: Carvell] [?] holding a belt So don't chat you ain't holding a shell I can see sweat dripping off your faces Don't it get hot when you're strolling in hell? I'ma have Tantskii phoning for help I'ma have Fire Don thrown in a well My man had to make Sox's spliffs in New- But he couldn't roll it himself I remember that, yeah, you was in Basement Yeah, you know all about about Basement Remember when you flopped in the basement? Bet you got locked and fucked in the b- Boy had to drop so I'm the replacement I'll come to flow and expose all you pagans I'll fry this swine like bacon You're telling lies on a blatant, faking [Verse 5: Fire Don] Fuck Newport, they won't be alive again I'll dead them and anybody who sides with them Jay said he couldn't war because of his youts That's a poor excuse, I've got five of them Said I came with a rose for your gravestone All you had to was show self Newport sweep-the-road geeks From now I'll tell a man don't speak, no doubt Chew claimed that he got booked But I know full well he got shook 'Cause he knows if came to the castle His headtop would've got took by the crooks So why would you agree to the war? Then get shook when it's on? That's a par The hype's dead, it's best you stay calm Emmerdale, I'm sending you back to your farm [Verse 6: Chew] Yo, this don ain't fire - he's soaking wet Sox, you're a liar who chokes on set Tantskii, you're about two feet tall And you don't fit none of them clothes you get Let me grip the mic You do JDZs on your sister's bike I'm like, wait and see, make no P AJCs win this fight like Who the fuck wants a man from Brum? Only fat slags that are gassed for cum Us man won when the clash begun And I kill them with a lyric, watch man get spun You man are the wackest spitters And fuck that gas on Twitter Now I know why man are acting bitter Cos Gary Glitter used to ram your shitter Second Half [Verse 7: Tantskii] Look, I'm gonna have to start murking pricks Your wifey's back home and she's slurping dicks Back home with the youts in the background Whilst she's recording them twerking vids Don't act like you ain't never heard this shit I think the last bar hurt him a bit You look like just like a frog And your gally's a pig, fam, you're on some Kermit shit Look, every single one of you are muppets And every single one of your girls have got buckets You're getting ripped off for weed Down Newport, they're getting dust with no nuggets That's because you're a bunch of muppets Likkle waste MCs of the Earth Stepped into a clash they don't even deserve Fuck that, I'm kicking these to the kerb [Verse 8: Dex] I duppy the program, I come and assault man I'm on big shows so I double my notes fam I don't fuck sheep, you're the brother that chokes lamb (choke slam) Undertake man when I come with the choke slam Make your face burn like the kane that you put in your nose, fam I'll hold Sox up in a closed hand Don't think man's kind(mankind) with the angles(kurt) Try shame us (sheamus) I'll turn hulk on your whole gang (hogan) Fuck this Dudley bruddah Man ah come for the belt on my ladder match shit I'll grab and snatch it cuh manaman's sick I'll smash a man's whip: where you parking, sons? Make Fire Don shake, I'm the Parkinson's (Par King Sons) Tantskii's a bitch and his dance is dun Sox is a what? Sox is a snitch (hey) He put bare of the man behind bars in Brum [Verse 9: Sox] Newport's going out in the Quarter Finals You eat too many quarter pounders You and him go halves on a quarter While I've got a headquarters in the jewellery quarter Let me stick it on Chew If I stick on Chew, what you gonna do? Yeah, Chew's bitten off more than he can chew I run train on your gyal like choo-choo Look at the strength, and I slap my cock Off your aunt's forehead like "look at the length" Man told me that I can't make them jokes Well, that's not a joke, it's a truthful event And you never turned up to the Red Bull clash last week There's no mutual respect When I went Nass Fest, it was a madness On the mattress, I was inside your ex [Verse 10: Carvell] I'll drop a Birmingham flow and rip your whole crew up Your bars are shit, stink worse than sewer Let's talk about Fire Don Wait, I can't 'cause don't really know who you are Tanstkii your breath's like poo, ugh Don't chat like you could've buss I beg you spit in that direction Why's your teeth look like Sugar Puffs? Yo, man got a talent so I'm gonna use it Man drop exclusives, I've got exclusives Tantskii, last time I heard 'bout you Didn't Grimmy boyed you and made you quit music? I heard Sox is a bitch with mood swings Nobody cares what you've been through Tell him take a left uppercut, right to the chin Watch the head movement like E2, pussy [Verse 11: Fire Don] I used to live a life of a savage Now I'm hitting the mic, they can't manage I got collateral rhymes So just know when I spit, I'ma cause damage They ask, who's gonna win on a wager? Brum, are you dumb? Newport's a failure The Birmingham man are exterminator If I rise the machine, man ah terminate ya Know that me and my mens are fardas No matter what done, we'll be on regardless Heard you got Balenciagas? Well, I'm the god, every time I rain's a saga Batter-up punch But we can pack up the mics and shit And say "fuck this battle rap stuff" Left bang, now you got cataracts, blud [Verse 12: Chew] I come to the rave and I leng the party Fuck your bars, they aren't touching ours [?] harm me 'Cause you're a bitch like Gwen Steffani I kill 'em in an easy way Fuck Tantskii Don don't pop shots at cops like GTA Sox got dropped by BBK Facts, man You've been talking out your dad's hole you poo from I love 0121 I don't like you man, so go do one What? So you come for the rumble I was like, "where you been?" Sat around with your thumb up your bumhole Having flashbacks to getting fucked by your uncle [Outro: Sox & Dex] Yo Oi shoutout Tiny Skits Redbull Grime-a-Side Shoutout Murkage, BODR Vote Newport Vote Newport Team Wales The real Newport mandem Shoutout the 0121 killers Yeah yeah B1 to B99 Shoutout the real ones