Lyrics

[RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken] On the subway, I happened to glance at my horoscope Capricorn Be prepared for a pleasant surprise in the form of a visit from an old school chum [HARRY BOGEN, spoken] Come on [RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken] Let's see what it says about you You're Gemini [HARRY BOGEN, spoken] I am? [RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken] Gemini A good day to pay a visit to an old school chum Who can be useful in providing some much needed assistance What kind of assistance, Harry? [HARRY BOGEN, spoken] Please, you don't really believe that stuff, do you? [RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken] They couldn't put it in the papers if it wasn't true [HARRY BOGEN] Common sense says no It could not be so [RUTHIE RIVKIN] But a great many folks keep track Every single day What astrologers say Goes on in the Zodiac [HARRY BOGEN] Common sensе says no [RUTHIE RIVKIN] Why be con or pro? Keep an open mind, don't choose It's kind of fun to half bеlieve it What's a person got to lose? [HARRY BOGEN] What's a person got to lose? When Gemini meets Capricorn On her way from the IRT Could be coincidence [RUTHIE RIVKIN] Could be astrology When Capricorn meets Gemini Right across from the grand concourse [HARRY BOGEN] Could be an accident [RUTHIE RIVKIN] Could be some heavenly force [RUTHIE RIVKIN & HARRY BOGEN] Did the planets plan it? Or was it chance? Hey you, stars over the Bronx Did you know the whole dealing advance? [HARRY BOGEN] Know all the while [RUTHIE RIVKIN] How they both would smile [RUTHIE RIVKIN & HARRY BOGEN] How they both would stop Feel their hearts go clop, clop, clop [RUTHIE RIVKIN] When Capricorn met Gemini On 183rd [HARRY BOGEN] Relishing every word They found to say Could be the whole event was an accident [RUTHIE RIVKIN] Could be foretold in their horoscope plain as day (spoken) A good day to pay a visit to an old school chum Who can be useful in providing some much needed assistance What kind of assistance, Harry? [HARRY BOGEN, spoken] Nothing, there's nothing [RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken] What kind, Harry? [HARRY BOGEN, spoken] Ruthie, come on, you make it sound like I– [RUTHIE RIVKIN, spoken] Harry [HARRY BOGEN, spoken] Okay, okay Actually, there is something you could do for me [RUTHIE RIVKIN] Could be the whole event was an accident [HARRY BOGEN] Could be foretold in their horoscope plain as day [RUTHIE RIVKIN] Plain as day [RUTHIE RIVKIN & HARRY BOGEN] Plain as day