No Way José

Lyrics

Well, it's Friday night And my friend José is calling me Saying, Hey, compadre, come on out and play There's a place right down the street Where the pretty cowgirls meet You'd think by now that I would know What my reply should be No way, José Cuervo You're a bad hombre Amigo You're out to get me in Mucho trouble again No how, no way, José José, you say I'm handsome And I'm bulletproof And every cowgirl wants to dance with me Still, I oughta turn you down 'Cause every time I turn you up I end up with an aching head In traction or in love Why can't I say, no way, José Cuervo You're a bad hombre Amigo You're out to get me in Mucho trouble again No how, no way, José Buenos días, muchas gracias Uno más, por favor You'd think a cat that talks like that Would learn to say no more No how, no way, José Cuervo You're a bad hombre Amigo You're out to get me in Mucho trouble once again No how, no way, José No how, no way, José