Flying Monkey Lament 1

Lyrics

We'd like to thank you for flying Monkey Airlines We're trying hard to keep you, from dying But here's a few quick tips, if you don't mind applying One, I know your seatbelt hurts, but keep it on, please This ugly mask you might need if you can't breathe Your seat's a floating device, but who cares? 'Cause if the plane goes down in flames You won't be floating nowhere And if you're hungry, hmm, that sucks, we're all out of treats Get cozy, honey, 'cause every seat's a middle seat Your flight's delayed now, it happens all of the time Thank you for trying, thank you for flying Monkey Airlines