H2OProof

Lyrics

[Intro] Niggas be ridin' dicks I ain't gon name no names, ya'll niggas know ya'll been suckin' some wack niggas' dicks! Ya'll don't support your own you bitchass niggas! Fuck ya'll! ("Holla at these mothaff-fuck..") [Verse 1] I was lyrically Hip Hop's top five Before two of my niggas died (whaa?!) Syntax and Deep Impact Bruce Willis couldn't survive A strange death, since niggas wasn't loud I'm throwin' monitors off the stage 'Cause Rakim said "Move the crowd" I'm one year older, ten times more determined, potna (potna) A hairy situation like Chaka fuckin' Chewbacca Connect the dots, murder by design Shit on your intellect, and fertilize your mind Pull out the gauge and we can Face/Off like Nicolas Cage Battle for the second comin' of Christ and see whose soul gets saved (I got hoes around the globe!) One might be your girl so don't trust her I'll tell her like Usher Girl I'll make you wanna leave the clown you with Start a new relationship Make the bitch take the dick She ate the dick too, though, that's Mr. Mafioso dulo We bustin' caps at your culo.... [Saafir] Waterproof, baby. Know what I'm sayin'? That means we can't be wet [Sample] ("The waterproof MC, you ain't wettin' me You need to stop rappin' and start robbin' banks like Steady B") [Verse 2] My style is sex and violence Vocabulary and science In an uneasy alliance Let's toast the bread like a plugged up appliance (I'll drink to that!) Remy on the rocks, the real is-stated eventually, son Reverse the purdy props to prop-perty like, Century 21 I want the mansion and the yacht And all the shit them rich wack rappers got (Then the ultimatum was read) Like every MC woke up with a thoroughbred horse head in their bed In other words, teflon top with kevlar nuts The closest I've ever been to ass was cigarette butts I'm nice, that's probably why I don't be fuckin' with Sprite (what?) 'Cause thirst is nuthin', image is everything on the mic These days, these DJ's get paid under the table Pay the most popular producer on the most popular label Pay for full page ads in the most popular magazine Now you got the most popular new artist Guaranteed the air we breathe is thin, better tell her Then I'mma choke the bitch out at 11:59, reveal the real Cinderella (AAAAAAHH!) When two hydrogens reach my oxygen atom You can't gat 'em or get at 'em Anatomically designed to be solar, fuck a rap star When I die I want niggas doin' drive-by's with my ashes in the car (you know?!) R-A-S, H2O liquifyin' your assets Repo your flow even in prepo letho Straight outta Aruba, lampin' with my boo from Bermuda Lickin' rugers in Cuba, blowin' niggas out the frame With brass knuckles and a tuba, my new maneuver is scuba 360 degrees of revenge like Montezuma *more scratching* [Saafir] Waterproof...know what I'm sayin'? It's like this man.... Know what I'm sayin'? Muthafuckas really gotta like reach within themselves And pull your spirit, out your mouth... Knowmsayin'? But now it's all good 'cause I'm in Relation with the truth! You gonna have to really be yourself potna Look me in the retina [Verse 3] When it's my time to shine, the whole world is goin' blind From the sheisty side of town where a nickel cost a dime (damn!) Bitches is Boston, (black!) brothas is bastards The bubble break bread'd give a nigga space like NASA I catch red-eye flights to rock mics Spent too many drunk nights, fuckin' gold diggers and dikes Same shit, different toilet though Concentrated to blow I moonwalk across hot coals on my tippy toes with a flow Stay low-key like midget doorknobs Stay above the law like Judge Judy giving blowjobs Satisfaction, three out of four Braxtons Especially Toni (Toni) Fuck affirmative action (you know?!) 'Cause Anglo-saxon factions is packin' Mack-10's Trainin' for helter skelter when the race war begin Stay true to the game, but the game ain't true to the MC Where niggas is bootleggin' Makaveli 2 and 3 [Saafir] Real game...waterproof..with the name, man. Listen to the name, man Waterproof don't have no muthafuckin' (?) Junction, with nothin'. Ain't no Image! [Ras Kass] Jaz, good lookin', I just had to get that shit off my chest, man, I'm sick of all this shit.. Niggas always be fuckin' havin' these fuckin' seminar panels and shit, want to discuss, the, the rap game and the "Keep the peace" The fuckin' radio stations be talkin' 'bout all this peace and love and the first song they play is a nigga killin' a nigga! Or a nigga sellin' dope Or a bitch talkin' about she don't like niggas no mo she just want to eat pussy... What part of the game is this?! *scratching* [Sample] ("The waterproof MC, you ain't wettin' me You need to stop rappin' and start robbin' banks like Steady B")