Fuck You Elmo

Lyrics

[Intro] Oh, you can't be serious, man You cannot be serious! That ball was on the line! The chalk flew up! It was clearly hit How can you possibly call that out?! How many have you missed?! [Verse 1] Take that smug little smile off your adorable fucking face The fame's got into your head, man What do you think? You can just come in here and run the place? Counter to what you think, pal This ain't Elmo's World You don't know any rappers, man And you damn sure can't get no girls [Pre-Chorus] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Elmo's song sucks, you bubble bathing rubber ducky bitch You're a has-been, it was luck Never heard of a dentist? You little red menace? Shut your pie hole! I'm tryna play tennis! [Chorus] Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!) Go swallow a pint of wasabi! Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!) I'm not tickled one bit Kemosabee Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!) Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!) [Post Chorus] That is a penalty, sir I'm here for the people's protection This is your last warning, next time, it's the automatic ejection (You cannot be serious! Oh!) [Verse 2] Oh you think that's funny, buddy? Hope you had a real good laugh Even though, you're a foot and half tall Still gonna break your ass in half You having a good time up there, yeah? Giggling, gallivanting While, I'm down here, Isner Mahut'ed, man I'm panting I'd rather stick needles in my ears Than hear that ghetto falsetto The whole third person shtick is so passé You ain't as cool as the Geico Gecko I repeat, I repeat This ain't Sesame Street Hey ref! How do they let riffraff like this get box seats?! [Chorus] Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!) Go swallow a pint of wasabi! Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!) I'm not tickled one bit Kemosabee Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!) Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!) [Outro] That's it! You're out of here! (How many have you missed?)