Tired Ol’ Dicksucker Revue

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An Internet letter that you'll never read A lonely rally where the good girls meet A day where people have greasy hair And stone washed denim that we can share It sounds like somebody is in my car It smells like they're warmin' up caviar My room's unlocked, so why break in? If you want the money, then take it on your ship I can't write about what I think All the episodes, all the things I drink Or the all-true tales of bеdroom trash Or the rusted cars for the cops to cash It sounds likе somebody is in my car It smells like they're warmin' up caviar My room's unlocked, so why break in? If you want the money, then take it! Believe in me like you believe in Bob Don't marry me, go out and marry Rob I'll throw my shoe to turn the radio off And stop this next episode from coming on It sounds like somebody is in my car It smells like they're warmin' up caviar My room's unlocked, so why break in? If you want the money, then take it on your ship Take it on your ship