Trouser Minnow

Lyrics

[Verse] I swear I didn't say anything He just followed me in there It was like, "What the?" And he just took my shirt up And we just, right, right there on the sink I was so drunk, I was dizzy And she was in the kitchen While we were downstairs fucking, and she called me a bitch, and I tried to tell her it was nothing [Chorus] I've gotta stop drinking around men They take advantage of me I want all men to use me For their only satisfaction [Verse] I'm really drunk There's nobody over Why don't you come by? If you feel like it You wanna stay up with me? We can buy a pizza [Chorus] I've gotta stop drinking around men They just wanna bust a nut I hate it when they're on top and They all have little dicks I think I'll get out of town Where a girl can find some peace and Maybe move to another country Where men aren't all so sexist Maybe if I hide in the closet Maybe with a bottle of wine I'll crack you on the noggin We'll have a real wild time! [Verse] Remember what it used to be like when When all we did was eat and fuck? I let you shave my pussy You let me paint your dick You were always late for work You said it didn't matter Then after a while I guess it, I guess it did start to matter [Chorus] I've gotta stop drinking around men They take advantage of me And they all wanna use me For their only satisfaction I've gotta stop drinking around men They just wanna bust a nut I hate it when they use me They have such little dicks