Great Big Stupid World

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, we worship at the shroud of Elvis And we're waiting for that money from Ed McMahon And we're drinking from the Perrier fountain of youth While we follow what the daily horoscope's saying Taking lethal doses of MTV Delving into pet psychiatry Trying to treat cancer with a fruit juice cure And waiting for the Beatles' reunion tour [Chorus] 'Cause it's a great, big, stupid world And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around Great, big, stupid world And we're never really sure if we're up or down We're on a dirt clod out in space (Great big stupid) Where it stops, nobody knows (Great big stupid) If Jesus came back today (Great big stupid) They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show 'Cause it's a great, big, stupid Great, big, stupid Great, big, stupid world [Verse 2] Well, we're hot on the trail of Bigfoot And we're wearing the crystals to feel the power We're hoping that the creatures from outer space Come to set us free in that final hour Trying to tell the future from the lumps on our heads Getting melanoma from our tanning beds Channeling Houdini with Shirley MacLaine And trying to figure out what the dolphins are saying [Chorus] 'Cause it's a great, big, stupid world And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around Great, big, stupid world And we're never really sure if we're up or down We're on a dirt clod out in space (Great big stupid) Where it stops, nobody knows (Great big stupid) If Jesus came back today (Great big stupid) They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show 'Cause it's a great, big, stupid Great, big, stupid Great, big, stupid world [Bridge] Well, it's a great, (great) big, (big) stupid world Dumb-dumb-da-dumb-dumb Baby, it's a stupid world Oh, oh Oh, ah-oh, ah-oh-oh-oh Great big stupid Great big stupid Great big stupid It's a great, big, stupid Great, big, stupid Great, big, stupid, world [Verse 3] Well, we're studying the National Enquirer Is it true Sonny Bono is the antichrist? We debate if TV wrestling is really a sport While we're testing rock and roll and its effect on mice Bonding with our little computer screens Getting anorexic on our Lean Cuisines Turning plastic surgeons into millionaires So everybody finally gets to look like Cher [Chorus] It's a great, big, stupid world And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around Great, big, stupid world And we're never really sure if we're up or down [Bridge] It's a great, (great) big, (big) stupid world Dumb-dumb-da-dumb-dumb Baby, it's a stupid world Great, (great) big, (big) stupid world Dumb-dumb-da-dumb-dumb Baby, it's a stupid world Great, (great) big, (big) stupid world Dumb-dumb-da-dumb-dumb Great, (great) big, (big) stupid world Dumb-dumb-da-dumb-dumb [Outro] Kaw, kee-chaw, kaw, kaw, kee-chaw kaw, koo-kaw-kaw-chaw Hey! (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) Oh! Hey! (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) Oh! Baby, it's a stupid world (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) Baby, baby (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) Baby, it's a stupid world (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) Stupid world (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) Let's talk about a stupid world (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) Let's talk about a stupid world (Talk about a stupid world) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid) (Talk about a stupid world) Talk about a stupid world Kaw-kaw-kaw, chee-kaw, chee-kaw Yah! Yah!