You Can’t Fool the Fat Man

Lyrics
[Verse 1] Sittin' with the fat man Tryin' to get a loan Talkin' about the horses And the women that we've known Spittin' on the sidewalk Squintin' into the sun Greetin' all the people Smilin' at everyone [Verse 2] I said, "Hey, listen, Fat Man I just can't get a break Must I pay my whole life long For just one mistake? My brother's in the armed forces My sister is in jail Won't you give me fifty dollars So I can pay her bail?" [Verse 3] He said, "You can't fool the fat man No, you can't fool me You're just a two-bit grifter That's all you'll ever be You can't fool the fat man No, you can't fool me You're just a two-bit grifter That's all you'll ever be"
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Credits
- Writers
- Randy Newman