If I Didn’t Have You

Lyrics

[SULLEY, MIKE] If I were a rich man With a million or two I'd live in a penthouse In a room, with a view And if I were handsome No way! It could happen 'Cause dreams do come true I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' [Interlude over outtakes] [MIKE] But I must admit it Big guy, you always come through I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you [SULLEY & MIKE] You and me together That's how it always should be One without the other Don't mean nothin' to me Nothing to me [MIKE, spoken] Oh, hi! We're rehearsing, uh, a scene for the upcoming company play called "Put that Thing Back Where It Came From, Or so Help Me!" It's a musical (sung) Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me! Get that thing away from me, you guys! Put that thing back where it came from Or I'll poke myself in the eye! (spoken) Heh heh. It's a work in progress, it's gonna get better [SULLEY, (spoken)] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this year's company play starring, written, and directed by Mike... [OFF-SCREEN VOICE] And produced! [SULLEY, (spoken)] And produced by Mike Wazowski. Oh [MIKE, with Chorus] Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me So help me! So help me get by Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me So help me! I just gotta cry [CDA USHER] You're seated right over there, sir ["BOO"] "Boo!" [MIKE] There's a child, there's a child, there's a human child Running 'round the restaurant This is really wild! What in heaven's name will become of us We, who are living in Monstropolis?! ["RANDALL"] Alright, Wazowski, tell us where the kid is! [MIKE, spoken] I will never talk. Never! (sung) She's out of our hair And just when I dare to care She says, "Au contraire, you're my pair of friends. I love you." [Chorus] And so, we put that kid back where she came from And she helped us to find a better tomorrow today! [MIKE] Thank you! What a night for my mother to be in the audience, ladies and gentlemen! My mom! Thank you, Monstropolis! [SULLEY & MIKE, SULLEY, MIKE] I don't have to say it (I'll say it anyway) 'Cause we both know it's true I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have... you [MIKE, spoken] One more time! It worked! [SULLY, sung] I don't have to say it [MIKE, spoken] I'm gonna anyway! [SULLY] 'Cause we both know it's true [MIKE, spoken] Let's take it home big guy! [BOTH] I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have [SULLEY] You [MIKE] You! You! A–E–I–O [SULLY] That means you! [MIKE] Yeah!