Lyrics

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock I got an electric guitar to compensate my small cock I got a high squeaky voice like a mouse in a can That's the way that I am I wore baggy clothes I was overweight Now I'm a blue fox punk because I watched what I ate Now I wear bondage pants just because I can That's the wau that I am I was a popular guy at punk rock high At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks The regular classes was nothing for me But at gas stations across Europe I got a degree The boys and me got some history. We're a mystery We're still getting it on, writing our songs And we still do everything that we can sticking it To the man Fred once said -man we must be misled There must be something better than a van as a bed I said we got to do all that we can sticking it to the man I went to punk rock high and the school of rock And just like Bill Haley I rock around the clock I don't need a glass, I drink straight from the can That's the way that I am I was a popular guy at punk rock high At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks At rock n roll university I got a doctors degree and a PhD