Stir Fried

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The very second that I walked through the door I saw the dirty drawers on the floor Cluttered with junk, dust and fungus on the skirtboards The kitchen's off limits, shut the fridge quick Sewer water pungent stink, blobs of hair blocking up the sink Leftovers getting cosy and rock solid They'll serve you bowls of slop porridge if you're not watching Coco Pops slurping, no clean knives, forks or spoons Putrid Pot Noodles with the burgers burning Attempted, tried, failed, to kill that stale type smell That's got the neighbours quite pale Rotten cakes and limescale Yoghurts with balled up tissues in 'em All the kids are into mischief Up until their itty bitty Shih Tzu bit them And by the way, watch the microwave Full of trays of tired toddlers We need to wipe their eye boogers Stubborn grease stuck up in the oven and the stove Covered up in scum and growth Would you like a cuppa? No! Bloody tampons, thongs and strap-ons You've ran out of lightbulbs now you can't turn the lamp on Coloured grills, lumpy milk, humming kind of funny Still munching Frankfurters, fry ups, dry and funky She needs to put them kids in school They're getting high for free untidily Off the ripe and skunky fumes in the living room Checking my shoe, oi! Somebody crack the window open! It stinks of stir fried shit, light your spliffs my smokers [Scratches] x2 "It looks like...." "Smells like..." "Get your last breath stolen..." [Verse 2] The whole yard is fucked side down, the butters mums on drugs Old mould in cups and mugs grown bugs on rugs Dried cider and ashtrays full up of fag butts Overflowing bog water, crack crust Sisters bitching badly, whipping up saltfish and ackee Slipping on squidgy nappies, linking up with Mr. Hanky Untrained puppies licking off of dinner plates Into playing, rip apart the bin on any given day Silky spider webs, gone off bread and eggs Red blotches on your head, smelly cat inside the bed She smokes rollies found down the side of the sofa I looked around and clocked the flies swimming in my cold Corona Go and put them kids in school They're getting high for free, untidily Off the ripe and skunky fumes in the living room Checking my shoe, ay! Somebody crack the window open! It stinks of stir fried shit, re-light your spliffs my smokers [Scratches] x2 "It looks like...." "Smells like..." "Get your last breath stolen..."