Jingle Bell Drunk

Lyrics

[Verse 1] All I want for Christmas is tequila in my stocking Get them sleigh bells rocking Grandma pop and locking Bubba brought a new girl that nobody even knows I think she shrunk her clothes But that's just how it goes [Pre-Chorus] Mrs. Claus is drinking White Claws on the roof Uncle Santa brought a batch of hundred proof, shoot [Chorus] I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen I've been naughty, I've been nice Made my list and checked it twice I got you so I got everything I want [Post-Chorus] I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it? [Verse 2] I'll admit that I'm a little mistletoe tipsy Feeling all frisky So, baby, come and kiss me Maybe after presents, we can go and hit a backroad Say we're headed to the MAPCO 'Cause we're out of tobacco [Pre-Chorus] Mama won't believe a word I say She'll just roll her eyes and say, "Sure, okay" [Chorus] I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen I've been naughty, I've been nice Made my list and checked it twice I got you so I got everything I want [Post-Chorus] I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it? [Pre-Chorus] Mrs. Claus is drinking White Claws on the roof Uncle Santa polished off the hundred proof (And poof) [Chorus] We're getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas I don't give a jingle bell— who is it? Listen I've been naughty, I've been nice Made my list and checked it twice I got you so I got everything I want [Post-Chorus] I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it? Jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it? [Outro] Jingle bells, jingle bells Drinkin' all the way