The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope

Lyrics

[Spoken Intro] A is for "Apple" B is for "Balloons" C is for "Crayons" D is for "Drum" [Break] Like my scrotum, here it is in a nutshell [Verse 1] One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher Genius with a penis, the few the proud, the me I liked me so much, I had to buy the company Soul for sale, sold to Satan for a hell of a lot of luck I'm hard to come by, like a straight guy working at Starbucks Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized Idolized or despised, bet I'm getting recognized Mount Rushmore it? No, ignore it, can't rock with no big head Half the people want me, half the people want me dead I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity The one part the Führer, the one part the Pope, It's the inevitable return, baby, of the Great White Dope [Verse 2] Conclusions you drew, proportions you blew Lost son of Iggy: false, bigger nose than Ziggy: true Yes my name is Jimmy Pop, no, my pop's name is Dick Don't admit to kick it slick, you thick derelict critic Put down for missed notes, put up with misquotes Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes Like Fingerpainting 101, give me no credit for having class One thumb on the pulse of the nation, one thumb in your girlfriend's ass Written on, written off, scoff callin' me a joke I don't think that I'm a sell-out, but I do enjoy Coke I struck gold but never took it for granted, that's how I planned it, so can it Around the planet, fans demand it and you'll never understand it When I die, no lie, plan on mass pandemonium They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian The one part the Führer, the one part the Pope It's the inevitable return, baby, of the Great White Dope [Bridge] One part the Führer, one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope One part the Führer, one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope One part the Führer, one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope One part the Führer, one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope [Chorus] One part the Führer, one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope One part the Führer, one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope One part the Führer, one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope One part the Führer, one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope [Outro] Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope Great White Dope (White Dope, White Dope)