You Can Touch My Boobies

Lyrics

[Intro: Teacher Rachel, spoken] Hey, Jeffrey Goldstein. Looks like you fell asleep in Hebrew school again. Well, that's okay. 'Cause now, you're about to have a dream. And not just any dream. A sexy dream! [Bridge: Teacher Rachel & girls] Sex, sex, sexy sex [Verse 1: Teacher Rachel] Come with me, Jeffrey Goldstein To a fantasy Rip off your Stewie Griffin shirt And give yourself to me No need to check the lock 'Cause your parents are at Benihana Throw away the sock Now come in close. I know you wanna... [Chorus: Teacher Rachel] We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my boobies Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right 'Cause you can touch my boobies We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my boobies Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right 'Cause you can touch my boobies [Bridge: Teacher Rachel & girls] Sex, sex, sexy sex Boner, boner, uterus [Verse 2: Teacher Rachel] Saturday night and the music's pumpin' Out at the family funplex We'll lick tongues in a go-kart And you'll tell me fun facts about minerals Now I'm dressed like that lady From that cookie wrapper in the trash I'll show you my vagina Which is located on my stomach somewhere [Chorus: Teacher Rachel & girls] We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my boobies Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right 'Cause you can touch my boobies We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my boobies Wow, amethyst is a type of quartz? For that, you can touch my boobies! [Bridge: Teacher Rachel & girls] Sex, sex, sexy sex Boner, boner, uterus Fallopian, fallopian, the pillow in the living room [Interlude: Golda Meir, spoken] Jeffrey, this is Golda Meir, the fourth prime minister of Israel. You're disgusting! You are perverted! You have brought shame on your family and the Jewish people! You are going to be a rapist! [Chorus: Teacher Rachel, Girls] Boobs! We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my boobies. (Labia!) Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right 'Cause you can touch my boobies. (Outer labia!) [Chorus: Teacher Rachel, Golda Meir] We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my boobies (You're sick!) Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right 'Cause you can touch my boobies (Put your schmekel away!) [Outro: Teacher Rachel, Golda Meir] Sex, sex, sexy sex You can touch my boobies Boner, boner, uterus You can touch my boobies Fallopian, fallopian, you can touch my boobies (I see you staring at your dog's pussy!) You can touch my boobies