Ladyboss

Lyrics

[Intro - RACHEL] Huh! This is an anthem! Huh! For all the ladies out there! Huh! Runnin' their own shit! Huh! 'Cause bein' a boss is empowering! Huh! But it's also kinda weird Huh! So this is how it feels to be a hashtag ladyboss! La-la-ladyboss! La-la-ladyboss! [Chorus - RACHEL] I want you to do what I want, but let me say it in a nice way Oh right, I shouldn't care if you think I'm nice Do you think I'm a bitch? Well, I don't give a shit! But if I do give a shit, does that make me weak? Ladyboss! [Verse 1 - RACHEL] La-la-ladyboss tips! Take big swings and suppress the fear of catastrophic failure Other women aren't a threat, but some see you as a threat, like, "What did I do to you, Taylor?" Demand a raise and don't say "I know other people could do my job" Get a Ruth Bader Ginsburg pillow for your office to muffle the sound of sobs Huh! (Sobbing) [BOSS] Rachel, we need you in the meeting [RACHEL] Coming! [Verse 2 - RACHEL] I want you to do what I want, but let me say it in a nice way Oh right, I shouldn't care if you think I'm nice Do you think I'm a bitch? Well, I don't give a shit! But if I do give a shit, is that internalized misogyny? Is it? [DEREK] I have some very useful thoughts on this [RACHEL] Not now, Derek! [FEMALE COLLEAGUES] Ugh! [Verse 3 - RACHEL] And how much boob is too much boob? How much boob is too much boob? On my deathbed I'll still be asking... [OLD RACHEL] How much boob is too much boob? [RACHEL'S DAUGHTER] Where's the money? WHERE'S THE MONEY, YOU OLD BITCH!? [Chorus - RACHEL] I want you to do what I want, but let me say it in a nice way Oh right, I shouldn't care if you think I'm nice Do you think I'm a bitch? Well, I don't give a shit! But if I do give a shit- [Outro (spoken)] Seriously, Taylor, what is your problem with me? [TAYLOR] I don't know. I guess that deep down, I think your success means my failure [RACHEL] Wow, okay. Um, let's talk about that [FEMALE COLLEAGUE] Yeah, fuck the music video! [TAYLOR] Well, I guess it started in elementary school, when I was being kinda loud, and then this one teacher said, "Why can't you be quiet, like Jessica?" [DEREK] I have some very useful thoughts on this too! [RACHEL] Derek! Just give us five minutes, okay? [DEREK] You got it, boss! [RACHEL] Continue [ALL] Ladyboss!