Die When I’m Young

Lyrics

[Verse 1 - RACHEL] I don't live for the future I don't live in the past I throw my hands up in bliss Ready for the world's kiss No regrets or hesitations Taking chances [Chorus - RACHEL] 'Cause I wanna die when I'm young Burn out fast and dance forever I wanna die when I'm young 'Cause- [Spoken Interlude - RACHEL, DR. WEINBLATT] [RACHEL]: Hello? [DR. WEINBLATT]: Hi, Rachel, it's Dr. Weinblatt calling with your test results [RACHEL]: Oh hey, what's up? [DR. WEINBLATT]: I'm afraid to say the biopsy came back positive [RACHEL]: What do you mean, positive? [Chorus - RACHEL] I'm gonna die when I'm young I didn't expect this to literally happen I'm gonna die when I'm young I guess this is what I wanted [Verse 2 - RACHEL] Back in the club shakin' my ass Then I have to lay down for a while (Yeah, lay down!) Hang with the DJ, spin a coupla tracks And then I throw up bile (Cool!) Gettin' freaky with a hottie And we just don't stop The way he's touchin' up my body Makes my panties drop I say, "I'm dyin'." He says, "I'm sorry." I say "Let's fuck." He says, "I'm sad now." [Chorus - RACHEL] Gonna die when I'm young I should have had my home checked for asbestos Gonna die when I'm young Yeah, it was way cooler in theory [Verse 3 - RACHEL] Doctors give me heavy sedatives O-M-G, I'm such a stoner! Hands are feelin' up my body 'Cause I'm an organ donor I'm dyin' young just 'cause I lived too fast Also, I have a tumor [Rap Break - FETUS] Yo, y'all think you're so cool for dyin' young? Well, I'm an aborted fetus, motherfucker! I died so young, I didn't even live! I'll never go to preschool or the prom So I get bitches hotter than my teenage mom I spit rhymes faster than my stem cells heal So let the beat drop like my nuts never will [Chorus - RACHEL (spoken)] Die when I'm young Oh God, this is terrifying! Die when I'm young Please, I take it back! Die when I'm young I never should have aborted that pimp-ass fetus! Die when I'm young [FETUS]: Shit that bitch is dead!