Statchy

Lyrics

[Verse 1: R.A. The Rugged Man] Now let me tell you a little something I met this little honey, dip the honey, dip, she likes to shake her butt (But she's a problem, child) She ain't nuttin' but a youngster Her boyfriend tried to step but now his bodies in the dumpster Now I'm in love 'cuz she crazy, she's messed up I dressed up, she didn't give a fuck how I was dressed up Cowabunga, feeling stronger She couldn't get no younger, but one night she had the hunger so I swung her I treat her good, I remember the time I freaked her in the bed but that's considered a crime She couldn't understand it was regular Underage pussy, I've offended ya, I rip shit when I'm bending ya She's slippin' psycho, bitch is [?] Think I'm schizophrenic, now it's to get roman-tic Nursery schoolin' it, feelin' like a fool and shit I bust my nut, why did I have to stick my tool in it? [Verse 2: R.A. The Rugged Man] (What's with that young, bitch?) People never mind their business What is this? How could I hit this? I'm on their shitlist But I swing the trusty bat, mind your biz punk She flied up she's fly and her pussy's all of that (word) They call her statu-tory But I don't care 'cuz 21-year-old women bored me Plus the fact with age now she's homicidal Tried to take her title, well, she's sick, Jeffery Dahmer is her idol I don't know what to do, no, I don't know what to do 'Cuz I'm so into you I take shit in front of her, (?) Don't you think that's really disgusting That's the reason she's my love stem Who give a fuck about her age If you said that you cared about her age I'll hit you with the 12 gauge Baby, I'm not don't with causin' strife (She down with OP.P.?) If she is I'll take her fuckin' life I got the Buttafuoco complex When I have sex with her, er, um, on my nerve She's mad young, I call her Statchy for short Meaning statutory, true Why did I have to stick my tool in it? [Verse 3: R.A. The Rugged Man] Up to now, everything was going wonderful Beautiful to certain indivuals it's not suitable (grrr) They call me babysitter just because I hit her But oh, no, not an underage, it's kinda sky page Urine, I know she went the virgin when I took her (Did you stick her?) I stuck her now she act like Frankenhooker She feens for every nut on the flag, I'm not lovin' for it Ready crotch, ready puss and find a place to store it You bust-head bitch, I don't care how rough you is I'm friggin' Rugged, I'll stick my body parts in ya fridge in fact girl I don't know who you're messing with Why do you have to play me? Used to love it now I'm gonna end it (Get off, get over here, get off!) I punched her in the face Now's she's placed her mace I put her body in the suitcase Too bad, you never got to see ya sixteenth birthday You hurt me, you hurt me, but now you'll never jerk me I really miss her, yes, I do, I loved her, I shoulda listened up I should have never stuck my tool in it [Outro] (Why did I have to stick my tool in it.. Statchy)