Lyrics

Talk about the old days hanging at the old folks' bar Set a turtle free that night and Wendy played the trumpet Now he saw the new dance, Wendy plays guitar Why'd you make it weird? Why'd you make it weird? Why'd you have to make it weird? Why'd you make it weird? You made it weird You made it weird Remember back in Tony's little poison oyster bar Where everything was on the house and nobody could find it Now the cops have shot him down, set fire to Bobby's car And nothing was the same It got so weird He made it weird You made it weird You made it weird They called you a neanderthal, the enemy of peace Smashing up libraries, selling dope to the children Now you go on smashing, bashing up the place Well I salute you man You made it weird You made it weird You made it weird You made it weird You made it weird Talk about the old days hanging at the old folks' home Set a turtle free that night, Wendy played the trumpet Now he's on the new days, Wendy plays guitar Why'd you make it weird? Why'd you make it weird? Why'd you have to make it weird? Why'd you make it weird? You made it weird You made it weird You made it weird You made it weird You made it weird