I'm a Shlup

Lyrics

[Intro: Bill Burr] I didn't do, I didn't do shit today I really, yeah, someone's joinin' the club I just watched TV, I'm a fucking loser No, I was watchin' today, I was watchin' that show, uh, MTV Cribs That's my show, you guys watch that show? You like that? You know, where they show the rockstars and the rapper's houses and all that stuff? Doesn't that show make you feel like a loser? It's awful! Self-esteem's out the window, watching Britney Spears It's when she was like 20 years old She's like, "Oh my god, this is my helicopter I had it spray-painted pink to match my tube top, so cool I put some glitter on the dih dih dih dih dih part We're gonna fly up to the house" I'm like 34, sitting on a futon, eating macaroni and cheese "Oh my god! I'm a loser! I'll never own a helicopter! How the hell did she get a helicopter?!" [Verse: Quinn XCII] They say I'm good, then why they hold me? I'm locked down Nowadays, the common attitude is for you to turn up Makin' raps in the kitchen, I toss a couple of freestyles The chef's spittin' that flame, hotter enough to burn up Girl, be what you wanna be, nothin' is fake I be stuntin' like Ryan Reynolds, and you could be Blake Lively Step inside of that center, we rockin' my crew, Motley Tell me why them stereotypical rappers on my league? (Woo!) La-da-dee-da-dee, they know to party Burn a couple of records of J.Cole and Kweli My gin bucket of that Bombay steam like Ali Harry Potter fan, I'm breakin' bread with Dobby They say you crazy, man, go on, get a new hobby What the hell you mean? I'm makin' this go, kick it like Robby When it smell like Old Fashioned And you know I bring that Wasabi Reservation for 20, nine groupies packed in the lobby And they all do it [Outro: Bill Burr] Seriously, 'cause none of those people are savin' their money Half of 'em, all they have is one hit song So should they really be buyin' all of that shit? Seriously, 20-room house, seven, eight cars It's like, "Dude, don't you watch Behind the Music? You know what I mean? You're gonna be smokin' crack in, like, six weeks! Hold on to this shit"