Robben vs Di Maria Rap Battle

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Quadeca (as Robben)] My name is Robben, I'm robbin' you of this victory All these heads are noddin', applaudin' while I make history Don't you know you're rotten, forgotten? You are a mystery To me, you're not an option, get lost, and that's about it from me Nah, I'm just kiddin' and my dribblin's ridiculous I'm winnin' this, score ten times your goal total in a minute I'm the best RM and anyone can see I'm the winner Your name is "Angel", but to the football gods, you're a sinner [Verse 2: Didac (as Di Maria)] You're a sideman to the Batman; you're just a little Robin I'm the winner, I'm The Joker, get ready for your coffin Makе sure to get your goggles and put your diving cap on And sincе you're such a pussy, please get your tampon I'm the best, I'm the pace-iest, thought I was an aethiest 'Til I found out I'm a god, I always win like a Patriot Different sport? Doesn't matter- you're shattered and you're splattered You're just a bald old man who can't control his bladder [Verse 3: Quadeca (as Robben)] The only way you're better's with an attribute card You're chicken, repeatedly murder you like a factory farm Just look at the ratings- you know that says it all Everyone cringes every time that you get the ball When it's your turn, you don't step onto the platform I win the Champions League or any trophy that you ask for I am the master, you're slower and I am faster Just compare the stats and you'll see this rap battle's a disaster [Verse 4: Didac (as Di Maria)] Your name says it, you're a criminal, I'm an angel, it's biblical Try to take me out- you can't, 'cause I'm practically invincible My skills are inexplicable, in charge, like the principal Don't mess with me, I'll beat you down with one syllable You might be faster, doesn't matter 'cause I'd rather have swagger Than look like a bad grandpa with a broken bladder When I look at you, I see an ugly Dutch Are you diving or did you fall? I'll bring you your crutch