EA Sports vs Coin Sellers Rap Battle

Lyrics

[Intro: Quadeca (as Narrator)] Coin Sellers, versus EA Sports FIFA Rap battle of the century Let's do this [Verse 1: Quadeca (as EA Sports)] You may sponsor YouTubers with a few subscribers But when I'm done with you, there will be no more survivors I made your whole platform, I made your whole living UFIFA? More like, U-FIFA Club's about to be missing You're tripping if you think that we're lifting the ban We're gonna get rid of you anyways- why? 'Cause we can We are EA, and this is the game that we made I'll say it again and won't let you skip the replay: You do what we say- that's always been in the game Are you against the creator with virtual coins on eBay? That ain't happenin'! S.T.F.U. is the acronym Big men on campus, you're the faces that we're laughin' in [Verse 2: Didac (as Coin Sellers)] I'm too busy to rap, just click on the live chat Use the code "QUADECA" for five percent back We got more sponsors, we're stronger- you're monsters, fix your launchers It's time to fix your game, or we'll keep makin' more dollars Oh wait, your servers are down, time for you to start fixing People would buy from you if your game wasn't glitching We provide great service and sell everything for cheaper You ruined your own market, now you're callin' us cheaters [Verse 3: Quadeca (as EA Sports)] We are powerful, a giant corporation We make more cash than there are in entire nations We don't give it to charity- we start an operation To make buying coins an extreme violation We took away Ibra's skills, we can do what we want So if you hurt our precious feelings, we're gonna sue who we want We have the most profitable gamemode in all of history So don't you ever go and try to disrupt our golden industry [Verse 4: Didac (as Coin Sellers)] Realistically, we're never getting banned People always getting scammed, but you don't give a damn Now you tryna ban us sellers and supporters of the movement Your sales would be higher if you added some improvements You're richer, but we're the victor- just look at the big picture We're the earthquake to your market; we're a ten on the Richtor We gave people the chance to get Messi and Ibra We provide the same product for five times cheaper!