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[Intro: The Platters] My serenade begins in the night Plays the strings of my heart [Verse 1] I'm sick of all these bitches, man, they fuckin' with my head Instead I'd rather date a fly dime piece that's dead I mean I know it sounds insane, but if you've seen what I've been through You'd take another [?] wish that your bitch was dead too Step into the club, you see these women looking fine Just a matter of time before they fuck with your mind They'll destroy you, take everything you got and fuck your lifе up [?] when they try to go and wife 'еm I know these chicks won't get a fuckin' penny from me I won't buy 'em a drink, takes more than Henny to see That you want me to wife you when I don't even like you I just wanna empty my ball bag inside you Never again will I buy her cars and rings 'Cause everyone knows they only good two things Well, three if they take it in the butt, but that's about it You think she's by your side and never lied? Please, I doubt it She banged your whole crew just before you ate her box And if you found out and clocked her, she'd just call the cops And if y'all got kids together, she'd make it so you never see 'em Keep 'em from you and feed their heads with lies and bullshit I figured out a way to keep these women in check They'll never fuck with you again and start giving respect I mean, it violates some laws, but for real, it's no joke, yo So when you get home, put that woman in a chokehold, 'cause [Chorus] Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady [Verse 2] When you got that special lady that's just newly deceased Y'all can just chill in peace, ain't no drama from police She won't bitch, won't nag, won't say she's on the rag No "Where you goin'? Who you with, and what time you comin' back?" Come and go when you want, live it up, have a party She just waiting at home with that sexy dead body No blowing up your spot, calling your cell nonstop You can slap that bitch silly, man, she'll never call the cops Y'all can snuggle, y'all can cuddle, y'all can hug and just kiss Once you kill 'em you gon' see all the fun that you missed It's all the things that you love without the pain and drama I wouldn't recommend this though if that's your baby mama (Why?) 'Cause then junior be askin' why mommy's always sleepin' Still better than takin' him on dates while she's cheatin' Either way, one of y'all is gonna fuck with his head So tell the kids not to cry just because mommy's dead, tell 'em [Chorus] Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady [Verse 3] Now I know this here arrangement sounds too good to be true And in some ways it is, so I'ma tell you the truth Your dead bitch gon' be better than all them other hoes But in a matter of time, she gonna start to decompose Once the smell starts to hit, it affects your sex performance And good luck trying to hit that when she starts the rigor mortis I ain't saying that it can't be done, but it gets tough And after a few weeks, it's kinda hard to show your love But on the bright side, this means that you can end on good terms And don't worry, the only ones gonna be up in her is the worms After that, just go and get an axe and chop your bitch up Dispose how you will, but be sure to fill that ditch up And now you can go on a hunt for the next When you see that hot bitch, go right for the neck As she takes her last breath, now a new love begins It's a beautiful thing over and over again, I said [Chorus] Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch 'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady [Outro: The Platters] My serenade begins in the night Plays the strings of my heart My serenade begins in the night Plays the strings of my heart