Liquored Up

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey, yo man, what are you gonna do to get a drink up in here? Hey bartender! Hey, yo bartender! Yeah, what's up baby, let me get a whiskey on the rocks [Verse 1] Pouring 'em up, I'm pounding 'em down It doesn't matter what we sippin' on, just order around We out on the town and I'm on a mission tonight I'll be drinking every drop of any liquor in sight Nothing less than eighty proof, that goes for the ladies too I'ma put them down until I'm acting like a crazy fool Damn I'm such a hot mess Now I'm talking nonsense, maybe I should stop this "Yo, you want a shot?" Yes! Bring it on, let's slam a Sambuca Later on it's Jäger, your man's in a damn stupor But not a party pooper, so I'm still in the game So much swagger as I stagger with a swerve and I sway [Pre-Chorus] Hey bartender, pour me a shot And I'ma chase it with a whiskey on the rocks [Chorus] Hot dang, your man's gettin' liquored up Don't put your drink down shorty, I'ma pick it up And sip it up, one day I'ma give it up But baby not tonight, I'm gonna rip it up Party till I'm wicked drunk Everybody raisin' up a cup and gettin' liquored up [Verse 2] Yep, I'm gettin' liquored up, can't see, bitch it sucks I was seeing double, but now I be seeing triple stuff Can't seem to drink enough, ain't none of us got class I would drink some bleach if it was poured into a shot glass Got trash, throw it up, here's a glass, throw it up Ain't nobody seen a crew of drunks that's drinking more than us Getting buzzed, blasted, smashed as a bastard Tipsy and lit, shit faced and I'm laughing Can't nothing compare to the way doing these shots feel Bitches gettin' pissed 'cause I knocked over their cocktail Rude and I'm reckless, spilling people's beverages I'm about to send a bitch drunk text messages [Pre-Chorus] Hey bartender, make it a double I'm gettin' drunk and I'm lookin' for some trouble [Chorus] Hot dang, your man's gettin' liquored up Don't put your drink down shorty, I'ma pick it up And sip it up, one day I'ma give it up But baby not tonight, I'm gonna rip it up Party till I'm wicked drunk Everybody raisin' up a cup and gettin' liquored up [Verse 3] Thugs just wanna kick me out, bartender shut me off Told my chick buy a round and I'ma let you suck me off I feel invincible, no longer invisible I'm the man of steel, ladies find me irresistible Very impressive when I'm two-steppin' Now, I'm on the bar, I'm dancing to Def Leppard Damn, I'm gonna hurt somebody, they say the booze will kill ya Don't judge me Judy, you should tell it to my ruined liver Now I'm belligerent, people wanna fight me No one in here likes me, not even my wifey I can't even stand now, yo we got a man down That's 'cause I be taking in more liquid than a ShamWow [Pre-Chorus] Hey bartender, I need some alcohol I don't care if it's after the last call [Chorus] Hot dang, your man's gettin' liquored up Don't put your drink down shorty, I'ma pick it up And sip it up, one day I'ma give it up But baby not tonight, I'm gonna rip it up Party till I'm wicked drunk Everybody raisin' up a cup and gettin' liquored up [Post-Chorus] Pass me the bottle, 'cause I'm gonna drown my sorrows And I ain't gonna stop drinkin' till I see the sun tomorrow Pass me the bottle, 'cause I'm gonna drown my sorrows And I ain't gonna stop drinkin' till I see the sun tomorrow [Pre-Chorus] Hey bartender, I busted a glass By the way baby, you got a fat ass! [Chorus] Hot dang, your man's gettin' liquored up Don't put your drink down shorty, I'ma pick it up And sip it up, one day I'ma give it up But baby not tonight, I'm gonna rip it up Party till I'm wicked drunk Everybody raisin' up a cup and gettin' liquored up [Post-Chorus] Pass me the bottle, 'cause I'm gonna drown my sorrows And I ain't gonna stop drinkin' till I see the sun tomorrow Pass me the bottle, 'cause I'm gonna drown my sorrows And I ain't gonna stop drinkin' till I see the sun tomorrow