Cuntry Boner (Evil Joe Barresi Mix)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I fucked Dolly Parton I fucked Loretta Lynn I fucked Barbara Mandrell And I fucked all of her kin I fucked Minnie Pearl I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl I fucked the Judds I fucked the Judds My cuntry boner It won't go down [Chorus] It won't go down It won't go down My boner, my boner My boner won't go down It won't go down It won't go down My cuntry boner It won't go down [Verse 2] I fucked Willie Nelson I fucked him deep inside I fucked Elvis Presley In the bathroom where he died I fucked Dwight Yoakam Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles And he hollered when I poked 'em I fucked the Judds I fucked the Judds My cuntry boner It won't go down [Chorus] It won't go down It won't go down My boner, my boner My boner won't go down It won't go down It won't go down My cuntry boner It won't go down So how we doin' [Verse 3] I fucked Alabama I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys I fucked Randy Travis With a 12 inch plastic toy I fucked the cast of Hee Haw I fucked Glen Cambell I fucked him on a see-saw Kenny Rodgers farted glass When I fucked his big white ass My cuntry boner It won't go down [Chorus] It won't go down It won't go down My boner, my boner My boner won't go down It won't go down It won't go down My cuntry boner It won't go down [Chorus] It won't go down It won't go down My boner, my boner My boner won't go down It won't go down It won't go down My cuntry boner It won't go down [Chorus] It won't go down It won't go down My boner, my boner My boner won't go down It won't go down It won't go down My cuntry boner It won't go down [Outro] It won't go down Won't go down