Skateboarding is a Crime and You Should Be in Jail

Lyrics

Skateboarding's a crime and you should be in jail Your parents pay your rent but they won't pay your bail And no one thinks you're cool just cause you sixty-nine'd that rail How 'bout that?! No one thinks you're cool anymore Living with your parents even though you're thirty-four Skateboarding's a crime and you've been busted twice before I'll read you your Miranda rights while kicking down your door Skateboarding's a crime and it cannot be reversed But playing ska at this age might be worse