My Life Is Over and I Couldn’t Be Happier

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I don't even know why you're so pissed You said I'm such a piece of shit That wasn't subtle at all Maybe I deserve more credit than you gave me You say I'll never learn and it's never gonna phase me It doesn't phase me at all [Chorus] If I came home right now What would I find out? [Verse 2] I'm at the end of my tether You're under my skin, and I'm lettin' it fester Yeah, I've had enough Stumble out, and I'm headed for the van I can't drive, man, I can barely stand Forget getting it up [Bridge] I bet you faked it all along And I bet you never missed me at all I'm still waiting, I'm not movin' on [Chorus] If I came home right now What would I find out? [Outro] You won't believe me You won't believe me You won't believe me You won't believe me You won't believe me You won't believe me