Psyko Prince

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[Intro (spoken)] Once upon a time A psyko prince Asked a beautiful princess Would you marry me The princess said no And the prince lived happily ever after Psyko prince psyko Once upon a time a psyko prince Asked a beautiful princess Would you marry me The princess said no And the prince lived happily ever after And he rode motorcycles And fucked skinny, big-titted broads And hunted and fished whenever the fuck he wanted And went to naked bars and dated women half his age And drank Johnnie, Jack and snorted cocaine off strippers' asses And never heard bitching And never paid child support or alimony And ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders And he had tons of money in the bank And he left the toilet seat up The end Do whatever the fuck you want Once upon a time a psyko prince Asked a beautiful princess Would you marry me The princess said no And the prince lived happily ever after Live your own life And do whatever the fuck you want