Lyrics

Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town Creatures with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share Well you've got opportunity in this very community He's Flim, he's Flam, we're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers Traveling salеsponies nonpareil Nonpa-what? Nonpareil, and that's еxactly the reason why, you see Nopony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be And that's a new world, with tons of cider, fresh squeezed and ready for drinking More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking (I doubt that!) So take this opportunity in this very community He's Flim, he's Flam, we're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport I say, our mode of locomotion And I suppose by now you're wondering: "Where is this promised cider?" Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same But my brother and I have something most unique and superb Unseen at any time in this big new world And that's opportunity [Instrumental Bridge] Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 What d'you say, sister? Oh, we got opportunity in this very community Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam With your Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 "Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples, for our little demonstration here?" "Uh, sure, I guess." [Instrumental Bridge] We're saying you've got opportunity in this very community He's Flim, he's Flam, we're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil, yeah!