Your Hands Are Cold

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Please don't touch me, please don't touch me Your nails are so sharp Your fingers they are so, so dirty Skin so slimy, skin so slimy Bones are showing your bones are showing Please don't touch me, please don't touch me Your nails are so very sharp Your fingers are so dirty Your skin is slimy, skin is slimy Your bones are showing, bones are showing So please don't touch me, please don't touch me You are the most unpleasant man You drive a rusted, transit van You have a smelly, mangey dog You are a horrible, awkward sod I suspect you may be a gypsy If you are, could you sharpen the blades of my lawnmower? Thank you! Please don't touch me, please don't touch me Your nails are so very sharp Your fingers are so, so dirty And your skin is so, so slimy Your bones are showing, bones are Showing, please don't touch me, touch me Please don't touch me, please don't touch me Your nails are sharp, your nails are sharp You are the most unpleasant man You drive a rusted, transit van You have a smelly, mangey dog You are a horrible, awkward sod Your fingers are so, so dirty Skin is slimy, oh so slimy A horrible, awkward sod Your bones are showing, bones are showing Bones are showing