Sex Tapes

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Here's lookin' at you, kid It was gonna leak eventually, so eventually it did And bad news travels fast I think In minutes half the country will be stiff, stiff inside their pants All the editors are hard, all the journalists are wet All the boys are jerking off in private on the internet The manager is sweating The parents smoking cigarettes And it doesn't matter if the vision flatters It's the nudity, and that much is understood (And that much is understood, that much is understood) And it better be It fucking better be It better be good Cause she looks hungry on that tape Yeah, she looks so fine in the limelight In the sickly green she might have been A girl I know, a place I've seen Now all the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet And all the boys are jerking off in private on the internet Now all the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet And all the boys are jerking off in private on the internet Between the sweat and the silhouette Between the drink and the regret Have your fill, but don't forget... Everyone's naked Somewhere on the in-ter-net Somewhere on the in-ter-net The Jonas generation's got rings wrapped 'round their dicks The whole world waits with patience for one them boys to slip Reflected, directed, by one simple fact Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back Reflected, directed, by one simple fact Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back In the sickly green she might have been A girl I know, a place I've seen In the sickly green she might have been A fantasy that I foreseen Yeah! Get if off, get it off online Get it off, get if off, get it off online Innocently green she might have been A girl I know or a place I've seen A girl I know or a place I've seen