Tartuffe

Lyrics

[Intro] We came here to rock Single moms to the front Dead-beat dads to the rear Oh yes, that is how we do it here [Verse 1] Oh, you demand a more Vaudevillian homage To key feminist thought? Ha! Male privileges frantically checked? Okay, go sit through "Less Talk" Single moms to the front, we came here to rock [Verse 2] Alright, so not quite John Stoltenberg, after all, but I ain't quite Charlie Sheen The truth is a little bit of column A, a little bit column B But you, you're the main character in a masterwork by Molière It's quite the Broadway production you got going on over there [Bridge] Impressive how long some can keep the illusion alive You think you nailed the end of Act III, I can't wait for Act V Overture, curtains, hit the lights [Outro] But aren't we all just better off coming clean? Instead of this endless self-flagellating talk? The painfully predictable denouement, performative schlock Single moms to the front, we came here to rock