M.A.D. (Radio Edit)

Lyrics

[Intro: Proof] Drug nation, we know no denial (We're all stars! We're all stars!) We are drug addicts, hah hah! (We're all stars! We're all stars!) Dope show? Yes! Dope show? Yes! Dope show? Gotta do it - Kurt Cobain! [Verse 1: Proof & Rude Jude] Sex, drugs, Rock 'N' Roll Feels like my brain's coming out of my skull The tail of this chick is too hot to hold Turn that up, that's the Counting Crows [Dido for my Buick?] Disco and techno music Strippers with breasts moving Full lips and extra booty Chill with chicks in a room Condom, beers, party balloons Splashes, classes Bad chicks, that's it! Puff, puff, and pass Puff, puff, and pass! Don't you know that smoke is bad? Don't make me have to punch you dad [Chorus: Proof & Rude Jude] Mom and Dad! I can't read Mom and Dad! I hate home Mom and Dad! I can't sleep Mom and Dad! I'm so blown Oh Mom and Dad! I smoke squares I've been bad! I got tats Don't be mad please! I slam beers Mom and Dad! I drink Jack [Verse 2: Proof, Rude Jude & Salam Wreck] My mind ain't where I lеft it last I got an F in class; in fact, eff this class! Why they call this a special class? Thеy need to lesson gas, not test to pass I do what I want, I'm tired of bein' bored Pass the Corona and slice an orange Fellas let's panty raid the dorms And don't say it's too early in the mornin'! I'm horn dog but bad to the bone Slick talkin' teacher give me cash, I'm alone Here, take this album, pass it along I don't wanna die in my casket alone Find me hugging a broom with a bucket or two In the closet with R. Kelly with a cup full of brew Don't do drugs! No more Don't do drugs! No less Don't do drugs! Without me Don't do DRUGS! That's Kid Rock's advice, sip Vodka light With a pregnant nun, out starting fights Aw come on Proof man, that ain't right! Man bump you Salam, we having fun tonight There's my English teacher and her butt looks nice And I'm still hung-over from the other night [Chorus: Proof & Rude Jude] Mom and Dad! I can't read Mom and Dad! I hate home Mom and Dad! I can't sleep Mom and Dad! I'm so blown Oh Mom and Dad! I smoke squares I've been bad! I got tats Don't be mad please! I slam beers Mom and Dad! I drink Jack