M.A.D.

Lyrics

[Intro: Proof] Drug nation, we know no denial (We're all stars! We're all stars!) We are fuckin drug addicts, hah hah! (We're all stars! We're all stars!) Dope show? Yes! Dope show? Yes! Dope show? Gotta do it - Kurt Cobain! [Verse 1: Proof & Rude Jude] Sex, drugs, Rock 'N' Roll Gave a little X, and I got some stroll The tail of this roach is too hot to hold Turn that up, that's the Counting Crows Hy-dro, let's abuse it Oh no! That's techno music Homos and sex abusers Slow mo', hit the exit Dudey! A pill, bitch, and a room Condom, beers, takes balloons Ass, tits, acid Pass it, that's it! Puff, puff, and pass Puff, puff, and pass! The motherfuckin' blunt that's stuffed with hash Don't make me have to punch yo' ass [Chorus: Proof & Rude Jude] Mom and Dad! I smoke weed Mom and Dad! I do blow Mom and Dad! I take E Mom and Dad! I bang hoes Oh Mom and Dad! I sniff paint I've been bad! I drink 'gnac Don't be mad please! I jerk off Mom and Dad! I smoke crack [Verse 2: Proof, Rude Jude & Salam Wreck] My mind ain't where I left it last I got an F in class; in fact, eff this class! Why they call this a special class? I want pressing ass, not test to pass I do what I want, I'm tired of bein' bored Pass the Corona and turn on some porn Hand me an ambi' and I start snorin' And don't say it's too early in the mornin'! I'm horn dog but bad to the bone Slick talkin' teacher give me ass, I'm alone Here, take these pills and pass 'em along I don't wanna die in my casket alone Find me dead in a room with a hand full of 'shrooms Morpheus, 'cause I took the red and the blue Don't do drugs! No more Don't do drugs! No less Don't do drugs! Without me Don't do DRUGS! That's Kid Rock's advice, sip Vodka light With a pregnant nun, dick slobbin' dyke Aw come on Proof man, that ain't right! Man fuck you Salam, it's hip-hop for life I'm a cutthroat killa with a butter knife Man, I got the dick that your mother likes [Chorus: Proof & Rude Jude] Mom and Dad! I smoke weed Mom and Dad! I do blow Mom and Dad! I take E Mom and Dad! I bang hoes Oh Mom and Dad! I sniff paint I've been bad! I drink 'gnac Don't be mad please! I jerk off Mom and Dad! I smoke crack [Outro: Rude Jude] Ayo, Mom and Dad Thanks a million for raising me bang up job Dad You left when I was five dickhead! Yo, I got a secret for you Mom I don't even like going to those family reunions I just go there to bang my cousins That's it, you think I like playing volleyball? I'm lookin' at their asses, Ma I'm tryin' to knock up one of my cousins, Mom Yo Pop, I think you're a fuckin' homo Hey thanks for payin' for my college, I'm learnin' a lot I'm learnin' a million, I'm learnin' a bunch of shit Like how to put roofies in chick's drinks and fuck 'em in the face Look for me at TeaBag.com bitch Thanks Mom, thanks Dad you're great Hey Proof, thanks for gettin' me on the fuckin' record Pssh, college, I never been to college Community college what? I gotta say somethin' else, what? Fuck it, I'm done