Graduation (Clean)

Lyrics

[Intro] Well well well, what have we here? Our proud graduates Some of us will be excelling in life In this yttihs recording industry we call the Music Biz Some of us will move on to higher drugs And some of us will go on to a life of crime Well anyway, it's your Graduation [Verse 1: J.U.S.] Thank you God for giving me these 5 long years I could've enrolled in a [?] last year But I stuck it out, homework I busted out (Fo' sho') And all of my teachers, I refrained cussin' out Who would've thought that the fat kid who ate glue Could be standing right here on the same stage as you? (Haha) I gotta stop and laugh 'Cause on my class rank I was 4th from dead last A 1.4'll do it, I was skipping school and truant Getting chicks to do it The counsellor said I wouldn't be tihs A juvenille arrested for marijuana possessions 41 detentions and 10 suspensions For cruel intentions and bad attendance And not to mention all my bad test scores So I know I'm only here now by the grace of the Lord! [Chorus 1 x8: Dogmatic] Congratulations, this is Graduation You're tired of waiting? Well you finally made it! [Chorus 2 x4: Doris Igwe] Do you know, where this life is taking you? Do you really know what you just graduated to? [Verse 2: Proof] I used to hate smokers and vein pokers But all of this was before I became focused! My first taste of sin was with Chardonay Soon after that the Bacardi came It's a fact that liqour is the gateway drug Next thing you knew I loved to blaze that bud Then came 'dro, gans and a few more Along with Black & Mild and some Newports My field trip to Phoenix, little Shaun had shrooms Associated with myself in the bathroom (Where are you) Mr. Mathers gave Vikeys, Ms. Cola gave Xanex This expands my mind like spandex On a fat hctib, I say to you Peers by beer? Please stay in school? Play it cool then drool off the E-tabs I'm so glad I finally passed to rehab [Chorus 1 x8: Dogmatic] Congratulations, this is Graduation You're tired of waiting? Well you finally made it! [Chorus 2 x4: Doris Igwe] Do you know, where this life is taking you? Do you really know what you just graduated to? [Verse 3: Dogmatic] I used to just rap in the basement and at the club And had to pay to get on the mic (25 dollars!) The floor would get scrubs Getting hassled at the do', no seoh because I'm po' No car, walking in snow Man blowed speakers and cord mics was my only show I was flowing for no dough Man I wanted to get checks and professional respect I always knew that I was tight enough to be in this tihs So I'd like to say "kcuFy'all and suck my kcid!" Man run me my diploma and sign my tihs-list Here's a big ssafor all of y'all to kiss (*Kissing sound*) Yes, I finally made it, finally got a deal Now I'm copping stuff and ain't even got to steal Yo aggin this is real, you taping what I'm saying? If so then tape so for my stanking fans! (*Fart sounds*) [Chorus 1 x4: Dogmatic] Congratulations, this is Graduation You're tired of waiting? Well you finally made it! [Chorus 2 x8: Doris Igwe] Do you know, where this life is taking you? Do you really know what you just graduated to? [Outro: Dogmatic] Hah, well how about that, Promatic really kicks ssa! What a gnikcufadventure! Be sure and catch Kevin and Shaun on the next Promatic action CD Until then, stay Sicknoted, have a good high and a good night