Change Of Hoe (Skit)

Lyrics

[Intro: Change Of Hoe Intro] Change Of Hoe, Change Of Hoe (*Audience clapping*) [Dogmatic] Hey, how the hell are ya? I'm your host: Rick Dick 'Em Down Welcome to Change Of Hoe Where take a couple of freaks Separate 'em for 24 hours, let 'em have a one night stand And see if they'd like a CHANGE OF HOE Now we'd like to welcome our next new contestants on the show today My man Jamal and his main hoe, Pissy (*Audience clapping*) [Pissy] Hey [Dogmatic] Now, Jamal tell me why might want a Change Of Hoe [Jamal, Pissy & Dogmatic] Well Dick 'Em Down man, see I might Pissy at the after hour And when I seen that ass on her like that, I just had to have her But we been fuckin' for what? 'Bout 5 days now? She don't let me bus' in her mouth (Damn right) She talk too much (Damn) And her feet stank (Whatever nigga) I don't know Dick 'Em Down man, I think I just want a Change Of Hoe [Dogmatic] Well we sent Jamal out with one of our own hoes, Hoeanda So let's bring that hoe out, come out Hoeanda! (*Audience clapping*) [Hoeanda] Hi, it's nice to be here [Dogmatic] Welcome to our show hoe So uhm, tell us how your date went with you and Jamal [Hoeanda] Well Rich Dick 'Em it was great Jamal went to pick me out just as i was "coming" out of the shower And I just felt that was perfect oppurtunity to put his "cock" and his "balls" in my "MILF" (Yeah, oh right!) Yes, remember our song baby, "Deep....throat" "Deep...throat" Yeah that's right baby! [Dogmatic] Well Jamal tell me a little about the one night stand [Jamal] Well look Dick 'Em Down man, first of all Hoeanda got a fat ass Look man, she ain't even greedy man I bought her a honey bun, a pop (Cheap bitch) Then I took her to the crib I hit the ass, busted in her mouth man I'm telling you man it just was fun dawg [Dogmatic] Well, now it's time for Jamal to choose! [Jamal] Well Rick man, Pissy do got some bomb ass pussy man (Fo' sho') (*Audience clapping*) But Hoeanda got the best head (YEAH!) (Yes!) (*Audience clapping*) You know what man? I'm think I'm just gon' have to make a Change Of Hoe! (*Audience clapping*) [Outro: Change Of Hoe Outro] Change Of Hoe, Change Of Hoe