Yard Sale

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey Priscilla, um I was like driving by your house And I think I left some things there I was wondering if I could Maybe stop by and come get 'em [Verse 1] I gave you two months to come and pick up your stuff Surprise, you never did So I'll tell you what If you 're thinking I'm the type to pack it up in a box And leave it on the porch Well, honey, I'm not [Pre-Chorus] Got a couple lawn chairs A cooler full of beer And all my girls will be my cashiers [Chorus] I'm having me a yard sale, 10 to 5 Follow all the yellow signs Everything is half price Get you somethin' nice I'm talking Jon Boat fishing poles Deer mounts and mossy oaks Sorry, baby, those Lucchesеs gotta go I'm having me a yard sale I'm having me a yard salе, yard sale [Verse 2] I could make a pretty penny off your Green Egg grill But the hot neighbor might come over tonight and chill And there's a couple other things that I think I'ma keep I'll turn your Levi's into ex-boyfriend jeans [Pre-Chorus] I want that flannel shirt And your trucker hat If you want somethin' else, you better bring cash [Chorus] I'm having me a yard sale, 10 to 5 Follow all the yellow signs Everything is half price Get you somethin' nice I'm talking Jon Boat fishing poles Deer mounts and mossy oaks Sorry, baby, those Luccheses gotta go I'm having me a yard sale I'm having me a yard sale, yard sale [Bridge] Xbox (Sold) Golf clubs (Definitely sold) Everything, including you must go [Chorus] I'm having me a yard sale, 10 to 5 Follow all the yellow signs Everything is half price (Get you somethin' nice) I'm talking Jon Boat fishing poles Deer mounts and mossy oaks Sorry, baby, those Luccheses gotta go Sold, sold Sold, sold Sold, sold Sold, sold Sold