Twilight Learned to Fly

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Pinkie just hit the wall, she never had it all One cupcake a day, still shocked that Rainbow's gay Her dreams went out the door when Cheese was only four Only been with one man, what happened to her plan? She was gonna be a princess, she was gonna be a star She was gonna shake her flank on the stage at Trixie's bar Her best friend Rarity is now the enemy Feels like a cartoon clip, but friendship. Isn't. Magic! Since miss Derpy, the Cake twins, way beforе Twi got wings There was Rainbow and AJ, and Discord was still a bad guy Now Cheese is in high school, hе tells her that she's a fool 'Cause she thinks her friendships died When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly Twilight learned to fly She threw every party, she knew every mare Before Spike grew his wings, so far back Twist was there She played yovidaphone, wasn't too great at it though Tried to get a loan when she broke Applejack's phone Where's the fireworks filled with string cheese? And who's the other mare that's poledancing at Trixie's? Did Fluttershy ever hook up with Discord? Whatever happened to parties? Galas? Wrapping up winter and- Derpy, the Cake twins, way before Twi got wings There was Rainbow and AJ, and Discord was still a bad guy Now Cheese is in high school, he tells her that she's a fool 'Cause she thinks her friendships died When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly She hates time, it's not fair Maybe Starlight's still got that spell somewhere Since when were Changelings considered good guys? Please make this stop, stop, stop! And bring back- Derpy, the Cake twins, way before Twi got wings There was Rainbow and AJ, and Discord was still a bad guy Now Cheese is in high school, he tells her that she's a fool 'Cause she thinks her friendships died When Twilight learned to fly (Since miss) Derpy, the Cake twins, way before Twi got wings There was Rainbow and AJ, and Discord was still a bad guy Now Cheese is in high school, he tells her that she's a fool 'Cause she thinks her friendships died When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly