Stinky Cologne 1999

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I enter, take my seat at the bar Order Hennessy straight up with a straw Adjust my person so my person looks good (Look at her, look at her, look at her) I look good Slip out the Benj', watchin' the mens, bartend' asks for 10s Don't understand who I am, apparently But that's okay 'cause I see someone kinda special Special, lookin' at me Big brown eyes, big brown chest, tank top mesh Gold chains, kinda fresh He checks, he flex, he steps, I guess I'm the WNBA We got Nets The ill figure in the Hilfiger Ten feet away, yo, I'm a-step to parlay But wait, what the hell is that? My eyes start to water, big hair falls flat No need for intros, my nose has met you first I gotta make a call, I think I lost my purse What I'm tryna say is, honey, let's disperse I'm kinda busy, I gotta end this first (Come on babygirl, I ain't buggin' on you You know I wanna zoom-a-zoom, zoom in your boom) Uh-huh, uh, I'll be back soon But I'm late, (Huh?) I got a meetin' in the ladies' room (Come on babygirl, why you gonna leave?) I gotsta (Why?) I still have to breathe [Chorus] (My baby left me, left me all alone) That's right I left you, you shoulda known better Than to wear that stinky cologne (My baby left me, left me all alone) Damn straight I left you, you should have known better Than offend with the stinky cologne [Verse 2] Yo, what's wrong, C? What's wrong, C? It's my gland, I think it's olfactory Now you dummy, I was talking to you Now I smell like you, where's the cleaning crew? Yo, and ladies too [?] Hit the bottle perfume, what's it matter for you? Like Pepe le Peu, you never left the room Even when you do, P-U, P-U Don't act like you know, act like you already knew So I wouldn't have to smell you, boo [Chorus] (My baby left me, left me all alone) That's right I left you, you shoulda known better Than to wear that stinky cologne (My baby left me, left me all alone) Just be for eternity I must escape that stinky cologne [Verse 3] The moral of the story is this You be sprayin' this, you ain't playin' this Like Titanic ship, ain't far, wherever you are I smell it, yo, step away from the car [Chorus 2] If there's a cure for this, hell, I want it Hell, I want it And if there's a cure for this, hell, I need it Hell, I need it If there's a cure for this, hell, I want it Hell, I want it And if there's a cure for this, hell, I need it Hell, I need it [Outro] Polo cologne Polo cologne Polo cologne I don't want it I don't need it I don't want it I don't need it I don't want it (Don't want it, don't want it, don't want it) I don't need it (Don't need it, don't need it, don't need it) Oh, polo cologne