I’m a Bum

Lyrics

[Verse 1] No one's ever gonna have to see me like this No one's ever gonna have to see my sweatpants I guess I'm lookin' for a way to tell you "Fuck you, I'm stayin' in" [Verse 2] You've been tellin' me that I'm so boring I've been gettin' drunk at five in the morning You've been yellin' at me with no warning But I'm already lost in the drink Jay's pouring [Chorus] (Woo) I'm a bum (Woo) I'm a fuckin' bum I'm a fuckin' bum [Verse 3] Connor's got his college friends Brian's got his can of Redd's And I got Netflix Dom's got good looks and he's skinny God's not real and I'm not happy And I've got man tits [Chorus] (Woo) I'm a bum (Woo) I'm a fuckin' bum I'm a fuckin' bum