Horny Pony

Lyrics

[Intro] Woo Ahhh yes New dance commercial, take one Woo Ahhh, yes There ya go, there ya go Horny people, gather here Horny people, gather here [Verse 1] Horny people gather here We are fixin' to put it in all your ears We got a new style for the next eight years I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most It's a sex dance, it's the new dance And it's rockin' from coast to coast I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about I'm talkin' about the Horny Pony, y'all, come on [Refrain] There ya go, there ya go Horny Pony (Girlfriend, look at this dance Prince is doin' now Is he weird or what?) Sing (Horny Pony) Now that's too freaky! [Verse 2] In the years of the war, we don't wanna know You're fuckin' that body like you really go for the hip stuff H into the I into the P It ain't enough just to do some ecstasy You want it in your hip, you want it in your thighs It's the dance that conservatives most despise 'Cause it's the sex dance, it's the new dance And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man [Refrain] It's the Horny Pony, y'all (Horny Pony) And there ya go Turn around Chicken grease in the house Chicken grease? I don't know That's it, I gotta run [Verse 3] And you can run all the way to Barcelona But you can't hide, the Horny Pony get you, gonna Don't look at me, y'all, I just wrote it Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it Horny people, gather here Horny people, gather here (How long?) For the next eight years We got a new dance, it's the Horny Pony [Refrain] Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words Sing (Horny Pony) Girl, uh-uh, nope, I'm done [Breakdown] Did you come to party now? (Yeah, yeah) Do you really wanna now? (Yeah, yeah) If you're horny, let me know (Yeah, yeah) The pony see you boogie now (Yeah, yeah) "So how am I supposed to do this dance?" How you do that dance? "I can't do that, I'm a lady" Nigga, please! "I can't do that" What? Uh [Verse 4] Listen to me while I show you how to do it Just like a virgin, you got to ease into it Movin' your legs from the left to right Your arms up high like an eagle in flight And keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree Jack be nimble, hoo, you're doin' it, see? The Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go, there ya go It's the Horny Pony Woo, woo, ah, yeah! [Outro] Do you believe this? Oh my God, this guy Oh, he's just so, he's just so weird (I gotcha) Oh my goodness, would you look at this? (I gotcha) Huh, I just, I just cannot believe (I gotcha) Girl, uh-uh, nope (Horny Pony) Did you come here alone? Uh, yeah, why? Well, guess who you goin' home with? Huh? Ugh, that's nasty Yeah There ya go, there ya go The Horny Pony (Hit me) There ya go, there ya go There ya go, there ya go (Horny Pony) C'mon There ya go, there ya go Horny Pony