Dorothy Parker (One Nite Alone Tour... The Aftershow)

Lyrics

[Intro] Come on out here, Rhonda [Verse 1] Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade She worked the night shift Dishwater blonde, tall and fine She made a lot of tips Oh yes [Verse 2] Earlier I'd been talkin' stuff in a violent room Fightin' with a lover's past I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine Dorothy was fast, yeah yeah [Verse 3] I ordered: "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail and a pizza" Dorothy laughed She said: "It sound like a real man to me You're kinda cute, you wanna take a bath?" Do you wanna bath? [Verse 4] Oh, I said: "Cool, but I'm leavin' my pants on 'Cause I'm kinda goin' with someone" "Sound like a real man to me Mind if I turn on the radio?" "Gee, uh, my favorite song," she said And it was Joni singing: "Help me, I think I'm falling" The phone rings "Whoever's calling can't be as cute as you" Right then and there I knew I was through Dorothy Parker was cool [Instrumental Break] [Refrain] Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker