Professor Nutbutter’s House of Treats

Lyrics

[Verse 1] C'mon, kiddies, gather round Who's your foremost friend in town? From Main to Maple the name resounds Professor Nutbutter He's the one, the humble one The Barkley County prodigal son Here to serve only you Professor Nutbutter [Verse 2] At old Nutbutter's house of treats, from jellied jams to sacks of sweets There's creamy and nutatious spreads for all Chemist, master of entomology the professor for a modest fee Will cure what ails you, guaranteed Professor Nutbutter [Refrain] It's alright to fear the worm [Verse 3] C'mon, kiddies, don't be shy Be youthful 'till the day you die The man, the myth, the magic of Professor Nutbutter He's the one, the only one The Meeklyville prodigal son Here to help us with ourselves Professor Nutbutter [Refrain] It's alright to fear the worm It's alright to fear the worm It's alright to fear the worm [Spoken] (It's alright, to fear the worm The worm, the worm is our friend Um, but not all it's properties of the worm are going to be uh, fully, fully, well, uh, appreciated by the uh, the human body itself But uh, it's-it's it's o- it's okay to, to fear the worm Um, I myself have had no, uh, problems with the worm But in a certain situation, I would fear what-what, uh, ramifications, um, uh could occur Uh, there's there's really no need to uh, to fear much of anything you know Fear the, uh...fear the temptation of the worm is a more, probably more, more appropriate for this particular scenario Uh, the uh, well it's-it depends on what you want, I suppose, it really depends on what you want...) [Outro] Hahaha Come on, kiddies gather 'round Who's your foremost friend in town From Main to Maple the name resounds Professor Nutbutter