Lyrics

[Chorus 1] Seargent Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher Ingenious Seargent Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay For the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher Quick-witted Seargent Pilcher He's a dutiful man with his task at hand And he's bound to insure with his masterplan The purity of the motherland Seargent Pilcher [Verse 1] In October of 1968 In the heart of Montague Square There was a rumor of some deviation So Pilcher's Squad was there Though it was determined before the intrudance That the flat was fully clear When Pilcher arrived and made his inspection The hashish magically appeared [Chorus 1] Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher Ingenious Seargent Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay For the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher Quick-witted Seargent Pilcher He's a dutiful man with his task at hand And he's bound to insure with his masterplan The purity of the motherland Seargent Pilcher (Go, Ler!) (Thanks, Ler!) [Chorus 2] Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher Clever Seargent Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay For the deviant things they do and say That Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher Good ol' Seargent Pilcher He's a dutiful man with his task at hand And he's bound to insure with his masterplan The purity of the motherland Seargent Pilcher [Verse 2] In March of 1969 On return from the store Patty Harrison found Pilcher's squad waiting at her door Planting tidbits on the popstars Seemed quite the thing to do 'til it landed Pilcher in the pokie in 1972 [Chorus 3] Seargent Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher That cunning Seargent Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay For the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher Sharp as a tack that Pilcher He's a dutiful man with his task at hand And he's bound to insure with his masterplan The purity of the motherland Seargent Pilcher