Mr. Krinkle

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hello, Mister Krinkle, how are you today? Seems the rumors are abound your team might move away Now, me, I'm sentimental, but I'm not one to cry (Yep, yep) [Verse 2] Say there, Mister Krinkle, let's cruise the bastard boat Damn then sonsabitches with their gill-nets set afloat I flip on my tele, and I watch the waters die [Chorus] C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why C'mon, Mister Krinkle, won't you please tell me why Tell me why [Verse 3] Hey ho, Mister Krinkle, have you heard the brand new sound? It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix, Bocephus, Cher and James Brown It's called "Heavy Hometown," New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry [Chorus] C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why [Outro] Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle